Uri Geller

[Darran]

Be careful Vlad.

[Niigata Jack]

Be careful Vlad.

Would have thought you would love him, massive believer of UFO's you must be Twitter pal's at least

[exiledclaseboy]

It’s a bit of a leap from pretending to be able to bend forks, the f*****g lunatic.

[Pegojack]

It’s a bit of a leap from pretending to be able to bend forks, the f*****g lunatic.

Beat me to it, I was going to say "and if that doesn't work, he'll bend all your feckin spoons".

[Niigata Jack]

It’s a bit of a leap from pretending to be able to bend forks, the f*****g lunatic.

He's grabbed the attention of nearly 670 other twatters though, attention seeking at its finest, still got someway to go to catch up with, the one on here though

[Cooperman]

I once sat next to him on a flight to Tokyo and after about two hours he raised the little screen between us and proceeded to clank around with what I can only assume was the cutlery.

[Swanjaxs]

I wonder if he could bend a Russian nuclear warhead so it would fly back and bomb its own starting point? Seems logical to me

[Darran]

He was down The Vetch one Saturday and I actually asked him if he had that nights lottery numbers.
He was there a friend of Mike Lewis,it was the last home game of the season against Doncaster and Doncaster had already been relegated out of the football league.
He went in our dressing room before the game to generate positive thoughts unto the minds of the players.
It was the worst 0-0 draw I’ve ever witnessed,it was absolutely dire.

[Itchysphincter]

He was down The Vetch one Saturday and I actually asked him if he had that nights lottery numbers.
He was there a friend of Mike Lewis,it was the last home game of the season against Doncaster and Doncaster had already been relegated out of the football league.
He went in our dressing room before the game to generate positive thoughts unto the minds of the players.
It was the worst 0-0 draw I’ve ever witnessed,it was absolutely dire.

Pretty sure I remember that, paraded on the pitch before the game and no one really gave a toss. Ruth Madoc was also trotted out that season too iirc, good sport she was.

[Darran]

He was down The Vetch one Saturday and I actually asked him if he had that nights lottery numbers.
He was there a friend of Mike Lewis,it was the last home game of the season against Doncaster and Doncaster had already been relegated out of the football league.
He went in our dressing room before the game to generate positive thoughts unto the minds of the players.
It was the worst 0-0 draw I’ve ever witnessed,it was absolutely dire.

Pretty sure I remember that, paraded on the pitch before the game and no one really gave a toss. Ruth Madoc was also trotted out that season too iirc, good sport she was.

I can’t remember Madoc but Uri bent a spoon in the centre circle at half time with the north bank chanting at him.

[J_B]

Didn't he support Exeter or someone?

Surprisingly they haven't dominated Europe all things considered.

[monmouth]

Needs to point his spoons at China now.

[Cooperman]

He was down The Vetch one Saturday and I actually asked him if he had that nights lottery numbers.
He was there a friend of Mike Lewis,it was the last home game of the season against Doncaster and Doncaster had already been relegated out of the football league.
He went in our dressing room before the game to generate positive thoughts unto the minds of the players.
It was the worst 0-0 draw I’ve ever witnessed,it was absolutely dire.

I remember that as well. Didn’t it have something to do with his belief that The Vetch was cursed?

[Darran]

He was down The Vetch one Saturday and I actually asked him if he had that nights lottery numbers.
He was there a friend of Mike Lewis,it was the last home game of the season against Doncaster and Doncaster had already been relegated out of the football league.
He went in our dressing room before the game to generate positive thoughts unto the minds of the players.
It was the worst 0-0 draw I’ve ever witnessed,it was absolutely dire.

I remember that as well. Didn’t it have something to do with his belief that The Vetch was cursed?

Something like that.

[Darran]

Didn't he support Exeter or someone?

Surprisingly they haven't dominated Europe all things considered.

I think he went to watch Exeter again because of his chum Mike Lewis.
I believe he took his mate Michael Jackson with him.