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Swanjaxs wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 10:40
Perhaps not a chimp then... πŸ€”


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Professor wrote: ↑
04 Mar 2021 22:15
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens πŸ”, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating
Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.


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Longlostjack wrote: ↑
04 Mar 2021 22:07
Iβ€˜d fancy my chances against a sloth.
You'd have to catch it first mind...



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BanosSwan wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 14:10
Professor wrote: ↑
04 Mar 2021 22:15
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens πŸ”, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating
Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.
Years I've been on PS and I had no idea you were all experts on bashing chimps on the mush. Must be all the practice down Wind Street :lol:



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LeonWasTheDog's wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 16:11
Longlostjack wrote: ↑
04 Mar 2021 22:07
Iβ€˜d fancy my chances against a sloth.
You'd have to catch it first mind...
There is that.



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BanosSwan wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 14:10
Professor wrote: ↑
04 Mar 2021 22:15
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens πŸ”, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating
Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.
Not if our friend Pan troglodytes has pulled your arms from the socket.



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Always thought Bungle off Rainbow needed a good hiding.



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sainthelens wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 20:27
Always thought Bungle off Rainbow needed a good hiding.
Was Bungle male or female? Serious question.


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Swanjaxs wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 20:57
sainthelens wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 20:27
Always thought Bungle off Rainbow needed a good hiding.
Was Bungle male or female? Serious question.
Pre op. Not sure which way tho.



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Fireboy wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 08:49
DJack wrote: ↑
04 Mar 2021 22:32
If anyone of you is brave enough you can take on my wife...

i wouldn't dare myself. :lol:
No chance, I've seen your black eyes and bruises.

Btw I'm available to talk.
Fckme between her commands and you talking to me I feel like ending it all. :rofl: :rofl:



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DJack wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 22:51
Fireboy wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 08:49


No chance, I've seen your black eyes and bruises.

Btw I'm available to talk.
Fckme between her commands and you talking to me I feel like ending it all. :rofl: :rofl:
Thanks, think I'm going to have to take myself off the critical incident debrief teamπŸ™„



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Fireboy wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 23:09
DJack wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 22:51


Fckme between her commands and you talking to me I feel like ending it all. :rofl: :rofl:
Thanks, think I'm going to have to take myself off the critical incident debrief teamπŸ™„
So I'll be saving them,then! :lol:



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DJack wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 23:18
Fireboy wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 23:09


Thanks, think I'm going to have to take myself off the critical incident debrief teamπŸ™„
So I'll be saving them,then! :lol:
You will mate, you would be good at it.



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LeonWasTheDog's wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 16:58
BanosSwan wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2021 14:10


Chimp strength is massively overstated. Plus all their strength is in pulling, they don't strike, so a nice punch in the mush may make them think twice. As mentioned however, the teeth are the deciding factor.
Years I've been on PS and I had no idea you were all experts on bashing chimps on the mush. Must be all the practice down Wind Street :lol:
I'm a saddo at googling things like this. Was Polar Bear vs Elephant Seal yesterday.


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Maybe a ram followed by a hornet in May.



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