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I reckon I could do a chimpanzee, but only just.


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Unlikely you'd do a chimpanzee.

I'd go for something you can tread on.


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Swanjaxs wrote:
04 Mar 2021 20:31
I reckon I could do a chimpanzee, but only just.
I won't piss you off anytime soon then, a chimp can be feisty buggers mind.😀



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Is this fight to be in accordance with Lord Queensberry's rules? Otherwise the chimp's incisors are going to end things pretty quickly.

I reckon I'd have a decent shout against a manatee. It's just take a while. Possibly years.
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Squarebear wrote:
04 Mar 2021 21:52
Is this fight to be in accordance with Lord Queensberry's rules? Otherwise the chimp's incisors are going to end things pretty quickly.

I reckon I'd have a decent shout against a manatee. It's just take a while. Possibly years.
Queensberry rules. Absolutely not.

First thing I'd do is kick the chimp square in the bolloxs 👍
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I think a giraffe would be quite easy to take down too 🤔


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I‘d fancy my chances against a sloth.



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Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating



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An 18lb Salmon will give you a good fight.



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If anyone of you is brave enough you can take on my wife...

i wouldn't dare myself. :lol:



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If on land, I could take a whale on



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Longlostjack wrote:
04 Mar 2021 22:07
I‘d fancy my chances against a sloth.
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DJack wrote:
04 Mar 2021 22:32
If anyone of you is brave enough you can take on my wife...

i wouldn't dare myself. :lol:
No chance, I've seen your black eyes and bruises.

Btw I'm available to talk.



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Professor wrote:
04 Mar 2021 22:15
Your chances of beating an adult chimpanzee are remote.
I’ve done in thousands of chickens 🐔, a pigeon, a duck and a few pigs 🐷 pigs 🐷. Although a pentobarbital injection is rather cheating
You monster😱



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Perhaps not a chimp then... 🤔




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