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legoman wrote:
21 Jan 2021 17:03
BrynCartwright wrote:
21 Jan 2021 16:23
Question on today's TP...

"A 'Marsquake' is a seismic tremor found on which celestial body?"

The Scouse pelican it was aimed at answered...

"The moon".
Lol, I saw that one Bryn! Not as good as yesterday though.

"Name an American state that starts and ends with the letter A"

Contestant: "Florida"

Feck me, and we let these people vote on Brexit.
The worst thing about that was the plank had about 10 mins to come up with that gem. Really funny LM!



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Jinxy wrote:
22 Jan 2021 16:45
Jacqui today, a retired lecturer from Bridgend...
Q: which body part is said to be pulled when someone is being teased?
A: the elbow
Look as everyone keeps telling us its totally different under the studio lights

Must suggest that they eminate stupidity!


Been running this place since 2001, still gives me a headache now!

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PSumbler wrote:
22 Jan 2021 17:06
Jinxy wrote:
22 Jan 2021 16:45
Jacqui today, a retired lecturer from Bridgend...
Q: which body part is said to be pulled when someone is being teased?
A: the elbow
Look as everyone keeps telling us its totally different under the studio lights

Must suggest that they eminate stupidity!
Yes, quite true. Never in a million years would I embarrass myself on national tv. It's bad enough on here...!



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Jinxy wrote:
22 Jan 2021 16:45
Jacqui today, a retired lecturer from Bridgend...
Q: which body part is said to be pulled when someone is being teased?
A: the elbow
I bet she felt a dick



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GixerJack wrote:
23 Jan 2021 05:37
Jinxy wrote:
22 Jan 2021 16:45
Jacqui today, a retired lecturer from Bridgend...
Q: which body part is said to be pulled when someone is being teased?
A: the elbow
I bet she felt a dick
I think that's a different tv prog GJ!



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The contestants are getting fvcking worse.

This week,

Q. What river flows through Shrewsbury and Gloucester.

A. The Bristol fvcking Channel. 🤣

Today.

Q. What was the nickname of England's greatest gardener, Lancelot Brown.

A. Digger Brown. 🤣

The other guy said, "Lancy or Green Fingers Brown"


My wife just told me to switch it off, before my fvcking head explodes. 😡😜


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TheLoneRanger wrote:
03 Feb 2021 16:52
The contestants are getting fvcking worse.

This week,

Q. What river flows through Shrewsbury and Gloucester.

A. The Bristol fvcking Channel. 🤣

Today.

Q. What was the nickname of England's greatest gardener, Lancelot Brown.

A. Digger Brown. 🤣

The other guy said, "Lancy or Green Fingers Brown"


My wife just told me to switch it off, before my fvcking head explodes. 😡😜
Agree today's TP was amply populated with densoids



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To continue this thread - contestant today is a 2nd year geography undergraduate who has travelled Europe. Question was "into which body of water does the river Rhine empty"

Her response "I've never heard of the Rhine"

Feck my eyes



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legoman wrote:
08 Feb 2021 16:48
To continue this thread - contestant today is a 2nd year geography undergraduate who has travelled Europe. Question was "into which body of water does the river Rhine empty"

Her response "I've never heard of the Rhine"

Feck my eyes

Another question she was asked ...

Q. What Middle East town did Banksy open "The Walled Off Hotel" ??

A Fvcking ... IRAN

And she's going in to her 3rd year @ University studying geography. 😭😭


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Jumping temporarily across to The Chase today, how I tittered when the twonk who was asked "What agency's name is derived from 'Military Intelligence 5' ?" responded with "NASA".

She made £1k and got caught.
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This thread has comforted me mind. I'm not the only saddo that watches this tripe. I'm even incorporating phrases like "ghost drop", "rider" and "double shove" into my daily vocabulary , but hey that's another story.



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Don’t know if it was true or apocryphal, but the one that made me laugh was from Family Fotunes.

Les Dennis asks the woman a banker question:

“Name a bird with a long neck”, she of course answers “Swan”

Her thick husband comes out of the soundproof and he asks him the same question, to which he replies “Naomi Campbell”



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Ben: "which flightless bird..."

Emily: "ladybird"

Dear god.



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Today there were 2 fvcking beauties in the semi final ...

Q. A type of steak named after a North American axe.

A. A sirloin. 🙄🙄
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TheLoneRanger wrote:
11 Feb 2021 16:42
Today there were 2 fvcking beauties in the semi final ...

Q. A type of steak named after a North American axe.

A. A sirloin. 🙄🙄
I just had to look that one up! Never heard of a feckin' 'tomahawk' ribeye.....you have, obviously!



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